Best shit on the internet ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone go home. This won the Internet.
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Cause lately you’ve seemed uninterested
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
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what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol?
tequila mockingbird
omg hahahhhahah
Vodka Night
remember when neptune tried showing spongebob what he would get if he won neptune’s cookoff
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i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath e
Omg I’m done
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rather-feel-pain-than-nothingg:
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT. IM DONE.
dyin
Who has the best starting and reserve line-up? Who will dominate the 2013 NBA ALL STAR game? EAST or WEST?
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I will give you a realistic view of how things are . Because that’s the honestly the only way I can better you .
